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AT A HOSPITAL
2 childrn wr sitting outside a clinic. 1 of them was crying
1st Child: y r u crying?
2nd Child: I came here 4 a blood test
1st Child: So? r u scared?
2nd Child: No. 4 Da blood test, they cut my fingr
At this, Da 1st one started crying loudly
Da 2nd one was astonishd
2nd Child: y r u crying now?
1st Child: I came 4 a urine test!
WHY GOD CREATED YOU
God saw ur parents hungry, he created meal
God saw they r thirsty, he created coke
He saw them walking, he created car
He saw them without problems, he created U
ONEDAY
Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
ONE FACT
FACT ONE:YOU CANT TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT.AND YOU WILL LAUGH NOW AND PASS IT ON TO ANOTHER IDIOT.
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